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When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits

If a woman doesn't send a black windowless van to pick you up for your "date" in the secret soundproof room under her house, she isn't worth your time. I don't see why this is controversial.

my transition timeline (2015-2026)

haven't made one of these in a while

thinking about the submissive elf prince again

hi!

howdy

morning

fuck it. lolisho on main

hey lol

terfs are pretty funny

listening and learning 🙂‍↕️

not enough sun poems. the moon gets a lot of play but we need amorous sun poems

hi!

hi lol

aquas #deltarune

some of you need to calm down so i wrote The Calm Down Song: if you got grumpies in your tummy, count to three! if you got grumpies in your tummy, try to breathe! if you got grumpies in your tummy and you just want to calm down, if you got grumpies in your tummy, count to three!

MANHUNT, Felker-Martin (2022)

me: i remember when i was a kid, before they invented smartphones... my elf gf: When I was a child, Selarenréoþ had yet to sing the forests into being. me: oh my god 🙄 i get it. you're sooo much older than me. you still good with pizza tonight by the way? her: I am ever ready for pizza, sapling.