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If a woman doesn't send a black windowless van to pick you up for your "date" in the secret soundproof room under her house, she isn't worth your time. I don't see why this is controversial.

Back in my day, the Internet was for porn and filth. Nowadays you have to go down to your local glory hole or boutique orgy den to experience it.

Your average Republican is a sheep with a cuckold fantasy about the big bad wolf who will jump off a cliff to their death if their Shepard tells them it will hurt immigrants and trans women.

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"we should be mining the free cheese on the moon"

Okay well this was a fun experiment! Thank you!

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The leg press isn't gonna cum faster just because you're moaning like that man

I'm starting to think that fascism elevates aesthetics over everything?????

The inability of even allies to question the recent invention and usage of the term "biological male" while discussing legal rulings against trans women's participation in society that are predicated on this non sensible definition is unfortunate.

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Being obsessed with sexual selection above all other forms of selection for understanding evolution turns your brain into soup. Or perhaps it is a fundamental lack of curiosity about the world that attracted this protozoan thinker towards this area of study. A morontaxis?

My main problem with FIFA and the world cup is they give you a foul for shoving the English to the ground instead of praise and rewards. It's setting a bad example for children.

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You're mad at The Stranger for endorsing Pederson (correct decision). I'm mad at The Stranger for endorsing Zahilay (incorrect decision).

Hadn't read any Gene Wolfe since I was a kid. Even better than I remember.

Not to 1930s post but the best post gym meal is a can of beans from Trader Joe's

If you commit to the bit anything is possible 🙂‍↕️

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United States losing by 3 goals to a team wearing trans pride jerseys in Seattle 🙏