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*extremely knows who Hank green is voice* I’m so disappointed in hangreen

Made a Kalshi bet that Trump will say “shoujo manga” before August 14, if this doesn’t come right for me I’m fuckin ruined, gonna have to sell my kids to the bone factories

outside the club like "damn girl, how much blood you got up in there? Looks nice, would look even better in my freezer"

"the great american experiment" means putting murderous nazi-hearted scammers who will never face repercussions in charge of everything and seeing how long the lights stay on

When I was a kid I heard the new pornographer’s “get what you give” and my friend Rob sang along with it but changed the lyrics to “don’t let go/you got the weenis disease” and I think that was probably the height of comedy, the peak, funny things have been in terminally decline since then

News on the computer: 78% of Americans between the ages 14-50 now spend 18hrs a day watching racist body builders playing Pictionary on their computers Me: ok, this makes sense to me, this sounds like something people do, this makes sense as the world I live in, where I was born and will die,

It’s weird that the movie departed ends with Martin Scorsese turning to camera and saying “do not be alarmed, these men can’t hurt you, Boston is not a real place”,

Actually I watched the Wicker trailer, looks charming,

It’s still crazy LeBron is going to Philly

Still surprised that anyone today watches jeopardy, a television show I’ve only ever seen on a tv in my late grandmas house or on a tv in a hospital while various grandparents were dying. If you are haunted by ghosts of my grandparents you legally have to tell me

New NSL today youtu.be/PSkK_G8shr0

NORTHSIDE LORD -GRAM LOVER (METAL FACE)YouTube video by NORTHSIDE LORDyoutu.be

internet is now 44% shaky videos filmed in a parking lot of two white or mexican kids with zoomer broccoli haircuts calling each other the n word while fist fighting (poorly)

Tim's serious spagett voice from a deleted scene is so amazing youtu.be/gvZXttqmb78?...

Spagett! (S2 Extended Scene)YouTube video by jvc_knightsyoutu.be

Such a weird time to be alive with “Nazi self described warrior class leader who has a mullet and only wears Hawaiian shirts and only showers when his employees are visibly bothered by his stink who is a major defense contractor with a 2nd evil corporation named after LOTR is making a n64 clone”