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I'm sorry to ask for help again so soon, it's just our epileptic girl Mango has been in hospital for 4 days and we've also had 5 very wonky kittens (two who can't walk) brought in. A miracle would be lovely 😭

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I fucking guarantee you that this was a burglary gone wrong because no anarchist thinks there is a strategic value to murdering a 78 year old minor politician, but that doesn't matter, cos now Psycho Baz from 2 Para and Dave the Racist are on Facebook planning to nailbomb my local social centre.

I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!

You see the bond market is like a credit card and foreign aid is like when you buy everyone a round and the Prime Minister is your dad and you're not getting any rate cuts, which is like pocket money, if you don't eat your vegetables by which I mean inflation.

They had obviously worked out that in school the boys took up huge acres of outdoor space in order to play football but there was no equivalent spaces or places for girls. One of the things they wanted was to be allowed to sit in the corridors at break for this reason...