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I’m still amazed at how it got to the point of a date while being “well normal-ish” before getting to “well let’s put some in my eye”

If you or a loved one have been made aware of Ross Douthat's existence, you may be entitled to compensation.

Getting the telegram in hell that your name now ends in a vowel

cap anson reading this: they made me ETHNIC???

Buried risk of snapping back and feeling like a dum dum at lunch here

Things have breached the LinkedIn professional network in record time

That's Jerheme Urban

Anticipating a “oh, this guy may have the juice” thought about a day 3 pick during a preseason game and ohhhh I neeeed it

A traditional unlike any other

Matthew Stafford: Led Georgia to three straight bowl wins. Guy who looks like Matthew Stafford: Currently leading Georgia as its prime minister.

Tbh feature creep ALL over that list which lol, “feature creep” does sound pretty apt here

Hey Teach—miss me with that Custer’s Last Stand and hit me with some Baja Blast canned!

The evil approach of Just The Worst Kids, on the table

Get ready to learn Daniel Tiger, buddy.

We did it pal🫸💥🫷

👯‍♀️🎶yougetthe beessssttttt of both worllldssss🎶

We have jimothy at home

“Fireman Ed is Grok Coded” is a sentence I never thought I’d find but alas, here it is.

(Yes wrong team but green+slop brought it out of the archives)