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Effervescent is just a polite way of saying fuckervescent

I know a person surnamed Duckworth and a person surnamed Duckless and I want them to hug and see if it would be like an antimatter explosion negating their existence and leaving behind a single duck

You'll never convince me that "butternut squash" isn't a sex thing, I might not know what it is but it is definitely a sex thing

i am learning so much on here, then doing whatever i can to forget it

I guess we still really want to hurt Boy George.

Onion rings are the only safe way for me to eat vegetables now

I miss the old days when people would just cough once then quietly pass away

"In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy." Fran Lebowitz