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It really does get better

Even when a Nolan movie doesn’t resonate with me (I usually like them but don’t love them), I appreciate them for giving straight men an opportunity to openly weep

Time for my dreams to turn my fears into weird little plays

i didn't even see the truck coming before it ran over me

whenever I see a woman carrying a yoga mat I like to imagine she’s concealing a human arm in there in an attempt to covertly dispose of a body one limb at a time

white boys be like "my culture is not your costume!" and I'm just over here reading a Murakami book

the first time I saw Episode 1 in theaters the fire alarm strobe lights went off in the middle of the pod racing scene during one of the explosions and for about 5 seconds I had the most immersive film experience of my life

i'm rubber and you're glue lets get together and make a shoe

hey you two nobody wants to see that get a shoebox

Little Women 2: Even Littler

it took odysseus 10 years, surely we can't appreciate it in less time than that

saw the odyssey today and wow did nolan create an immersive experience, like the "power outage during the trailers" scene had us all literally out of our seats and when we got to the "evacuate the theatre" scene we were left only to ponder the fleeting nature of myth and history, in the parking lot

time is a flat circle

tinky winky was the original queerbaiter

usually

what the fuck is for dinner

there were a few legal hiccups but i still have most of my digits

one more day until i'm claimed by the fae folk and the debt is paid

feels antisemitic