Enjoy the shitposting you porcinis.
(Reassuringly) the president has the zoomies
Aaron RuparSen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this (the key to the locked up deodorants at CVS)
Believe it or not we have addressed this! Here you go: single gar = gar multiple gars, same species = garrison multiple gars, different species = garmada
Frank HoganA group of Gar can not be called a school it’s not tough enough
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
imagine getting dunked on by Playboy for being weird about women’s bodies
PlayboyWhat are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
writing these words in this order made me feel like i was having a stroke, i am pleased to share it with all of you
Robert Downenwww.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.
Paula WirthPixar receives a $26.2 Million Tax credit to keep film jobs in CA, and immediately lays off 10% of its work force, after making over a billion from Toy Story 5, the highest-grossing film of 2026.
The “We must adapt more memes into movies!” people had better be coming for Spiders Georg. Spiders Georg is blockbuster material.
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
1.) Iran has not apologized to this man. 2.) Donald Trump, no matter what he is talking about, sounds like he is talking about rape. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Aaron RuparTrump: "We're gonna hit them very hard. I can actually say that because there's very little they can do about it. They've already apologized. But we've gotta smack them a little bit."
Have you noticed the tributes to Lindsey Graham don't cite any actual legislative accomplishments that benefited his constituents? It's a lot of "he was a strong voice" & "got along with everyone"- generic stuff you could say about anyone. His actual legacy is fluffing Trump & reckless war-mongering
Buzz Aldrin zonked a dude in the face for a loud and proud moonlanding denial. Y'all be careful bandying about those AI accusations with writers. You might catch a real one. The nerves are frayed and we are not okay.
Upwards of 200,00 people may have lost their jobs today; or will in the upcoming days. There is a palpable sense of fear among the Haitian community right now. They need your support.
Heba Gowayed هبة جويدMy Haitian friend was just fired from his job. "They said I don't have a legal status now." This is likely happening to hundreds of thousands of people across this country today. Sick.
ok but for real how long is this funeral going to go. natural causes are catching up to me too