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It'd be nice to go back to moaning about the rain for a bit instead.

I took a walk on Allister Heath yesterday. Very dry. All it would take is a dodgy match and the whole thing would go up...

Lads, it's still just the moon. No matter how many fancy names you give it. Coming soon: Otter Moon. Larry Grayson Moon. Alexandria Lighthouse Moon. Chuckles.

"This holy man, Casaubon, he not good for Dorothea. Cannot be a man. I have no respect for this"

I have eaten the plums that were in my fridge Because I bought them from M&S and it's my fridge. That's kind of how food shopping works

Some people will rob anything....

My OH is currently emailing me excerpts from a Mail article entitled: "The dark side of Rainbow: How the squeaky clean kids' show was plagued with backstage drama - including heavy-drinking, innuendo, sexism and jealousy over puppets" I've got to say - it's pure, pure gold...

"So. The Morrissey school of legacy management it is, then, Mr Cleese..."

Indiana Jones: You Must Choose WiselyALT: Indiana Jones: You Must Choose Wiselystatic.klipy.com

Meanwhile, the hounds of hell have been locked, oiled, and covered in a rust-proof paint.

A true exemplar of the age. That blend of determined mediocrity, sloven narcissism, and a gargantuan self-confidence. We become collectively smaller when those we raise as champions are the least of us.

Assessing the weight of other UK trip hop collectives has not been ruled out.

Please. Just read. Over there. Quietly. Thanks.

The rise of the ‘hot literati’: how reading became sexyCelebrities are hosting literary clubs and designers are launching products emblazoned with the classics – but does reading’s trendy turn have a darker side?www.theguardian.com

To the tune of "three coins in the fountain".

The first footballing superstar I watched from the terraces. Shankly's new team. The start of it all. Perms for men included.

Kevin Keegan, Liverpool legend and former Newcastle manager, dies aged 75Kevin Keegan, the former England and Newcastle manager who was a member of Liverpool’s serial champions in the 1970s, has died aged 75www.theguardian.com

All customers have to do is pay the £40 extra charge for a 'non-sucky window seat'.

Sorry Pete, but I'm sure that's your right eyebrow...

Well, there's always a little more joy one can squeeze out of life's few moments of rapture. You just have to commit to the admin.

I should mention at this point that I have Spain in the work sweepstake.

World Cups aren't won on paper. (on grass, I believe)