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Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

Is Andy Burnham an anagram for buyers regret?

We ban Meta glasses?

Jude with a FU Mbappe goal

Never seen 2 teams so obviously not wanting to be there

England. Always one player away from greatness. So it will continue until we find our own Pirlo, Modric, Messi, Zidane, Iniesta … can’t sit back and hoof the ball upfield and expect to win.

The debate is about how we provide specialist training for our own students first and foremost

On my way, Clacton.

Mr Anti-Establishment 2026...

Worth looking at project Brakestop … encouraging showing what can be done ukdefencejournal.org.uk/new-british-...

Quite a lot of people lost someone, maybe an elderly relative, during the heatwave. My Aunt Barbara, very ill with advanced dementia, died yesterday aged 91. She was unmarried, no kids and I had been taking care of her affairs for the past few years. That’s the least interesting thing about her. 1

He just makes everything so joyful. Joy is a seriously under-rated thing.

Where are the 'patriots' who riot about non-existent Sharia law? 'Fighter pilot, Capt Jacob Wulfson’s case was tried at a court martial on a US airbase, under US military law, despite his alleged crime taking place while he was off duty and in an English city.' www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i...

The Victorian in me wants to codify that. How heavy is the standard plate? Its material? Diameter? Then, and only then, can we say ‘this pub has surpassed the threshold of plate stick’. Until then the measure is useless.

Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation https://theonion.com/rising-cost-of-living-forcing-more-buddhists-to-continue-working-years-into-reincarnation/

So, a list of Brexit winners: customs agents novel food industry migrant workers from outside the EU (if you ignore the racism) Northern Ireland Dutch/EU logistics And of course Farage, Johnson, Gove etc who all got richer but were never held to account. Ffs giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Sai’s it before … Labour back bench MPs sealed their own fate early on by failing to back what were reasonable welfare reforms

Punish a bird?

the government will "step in" and pay the wages of unemployed young people for 6 months to guarantee them workplace experience. 👏👏👏👏👏

Yeah but I’m a Refrom bloke from the pub … too right he is