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Let Us, Gentle Listener, Fucking Go.

he literally did the “one side is fascism, the other side wants universal healthcare, centrist: ‘these things are the same.’” horseshoe theory meme.

what a fuckin loser this guy, lol

Was not ready for this video to be as funny as it was

this is, objectively, not true. the nation it seeks to lionize is straight ass, but TSSB is legitimately an all-time banger.

screaming “there is good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for” until my throat bleeds

Uhhhhhh

run damien chazelle out of town, preferably on a railway spike

conversely, upon getting on vyvanse for ADHD, there is now a brain where the swarm of bees used to be!

“Dozens of teens” is such a sick burn

pickup games between the boys who just closed down the bars, and the up early people about to head to work are going to be legendary

holy shit lmao

if the product alone isn’t enough to prove we are In Hell™️, the fact that a local news outlet is reporting on it with flagrant typos should be enough to drive the point home.

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Twilight, A Spike Lee Joint

I hold EDM and festivals in the same regard as jingling a set of keys.

the founders would not have opinions on woke, on account of they’re all dead. to catch them up on the necessary context would be impossible due to the complexity of 250 years of historical developments, and also because you can’t teach dead people things. this is because they’re too dead to learn.

fucking bleak, dawg. ngl.

it’s the Meryl Streep “cerulean” speech, but about how every tech-y brand is using the spider-man (2002)/playstation 3 font

Pokémon GO to the genocide