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you guys ever think about how if a cat was bad at dancing you would say they had “four left feet?”

Just saw a thing that was like “we need to talk about the very specific grief that Child Free People feel when their friends have children” and i don’t think we need to turn the intensely normal “missing the homies” into a therapy-speak pathology, actually.

seeing a lot of people going “why would you host the World Cup if you don’t want the world to join!?” like it’s some kind of gotcha. The point is the abuse of power. They want to have the power to throw black and brown people in prison on a whim. Soccer is a means to that end.

the worst part of this AI nightmare is that it doesn’t even work. It would be one thing if it was smarter than us and endeavored to take over the world; Prometheus lost everything to grasp the ultimate tool of destruction. This is like getting chained to a mountain forever for a Brett Michaels CD

I cannot stop thinking about orbs = fantasy; cubes = sci fi.

glasses are an invention of Big Vision to sell you more Sight™️

MCR is the most nostalgic band on the planet, and LotR is becoming the definitive millennial nostalgia film (BURYING HP like it never existed). Catholicism on the rise, support for Palestine at all time highs, the average joe calling the Trump admin “Fascist.” My correct streak is unparalleled.

Yeah, and then they REALLY love it!

God damn this is incredible

slutty shoes. worn.

dreaming of uprooting my entire life to become a public defender so I can legally argue with police all day and get paid for it

I need the Pitt to be the longest running series in history.

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absolutely bananas that I just got an ad for “Two and a Half Men” in the year of our lord, 2026.

more like kyle bittenhouse, amiright?

I know it’s a symptom/warning sign of larger inequities and is important to note as a bellwether, but my god, I do not care about trans people in the military being bummed they can’t do an imperialism.

will stancil JKR arc imminent.

I think this is the most likely outcome, but only because the dems are cowards. I wholeheartedly believe if they ran on a platform fighting the rising cost of living for workers, we could see Blexas. However, they think “winning the working classes means “be more racist” so it’ll never happen.

The contradiction in “you hate cops, but have called the police in your life” does not come from hypocrisy on the part of the person, but from the police’s stated purpose, functionally, being a lie. That’s not your fault!

lol; lmao even