Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸

this is, objectively, not true. the nation it seeks to lionize is straight ass, but TSSB is legitimately an all-time banger.

Don Kronenberger

There’s also the fact that The Star Spangled Banner is one of the worst pieces of music ever composed. Unsingable even by the best. The nation should change the anthem to something nicer like Oh Beautiful.