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Getting banned from my local theater for asking every employee about the “millimeter extra tip”.

No fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

another way to put this is that if serkis were serious he’d only cast English people of direct Saxon stock because if Tolkien was channeling anything it was the mythology of the pre-conquest isles. casting a variety of white people from very different backgrounds puts lie to the whole thing.

Right? I was a goody goody, but if you put a robot in my way like that? Lord of the flies shit.

HEADS UP, GEN CON ATTENDEES! The Saturday of Gen Con, disgraced former Border Patrol Cmdr Greg Bovino is holding a rally 30 minutes from downtown Indianapolis. There may be some charged-up racists in the area before and after. Plan accordingly and exercise caution.

Honestly, a Bachelorette where one woman whittles down the Grants would be pretty great.

Camel feels more like milk elk, or milk moose.

As I said months ago. (Please ignore my typo)

That would be co-opted by capitalists so quick.

HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE

Sorry, no GoBots.

It’s gotta be Starscream, right?

"Okay, yes, he had a Nazi card but it was EXPIRED." Come on. Listen to yourselves.

What a shitty thing to have to say “We told you so” over, but, like, WE TOLD YOU SO.

I’m in the sticks and the photo wouldn’t load, but the alt text was enough to get a chuckle out of me.

Just give @krisstraub.com a bucket of money already.

That was my favorite part! “A whole new Theseus” is so good.

Those upset people are transphobic, lady! Even if they can justify it in some way and even if it isn’t, on the surface, malicious. Their talking points and their worries are coming from transphobic fear mongering, the exact kind GP is participating in in this clip.