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COWORKER ON ZOOM CALL: maybe bonnnt can address that for us? ME: *camera is off* okay first off. coming into existence is ALWAYS a serious harm. second point: procreation is ALWAYS wrong

my meta-Hot Take is, as always, that Hot Takes suck. you people have fucked up your serotonin so you only feel alive when someone's yelling at you online about Wang Chung or some shit

one thing I think the Emily Watson Odyssey thing has really highlighted is that: smart people, engaged people, can disagree on a movie, and the beauty of S&E is you got to see them disagree, or be wrong!

SOMEONE AT MY OFFICE: hey! can you perform one of the tasks for which you are paid? ME:

no more "family comedy" instagram accounts. unacceptable. "the costco sample tray hates to see my family coming" baby everybody hates to see your family

im a bitch im a lover a small shorebird called a plover im a sinner im a saint. im watching "the two jakes"

the whole thing is that the longevity guy is getting off on doing weird quasi sexual shit and telling us all about it. us being like dude gross is what he likes

hail and well met, traveler! i helped myself to thine brewskis!

KRAMER: and I said, "no weapon formed against ME will prosper!!" JERRY: well? and?? KRAMER: *crying a little* they're prospering Jerry!!!

I realized through recent conversations with my Republican dad that whenever something bad happens it's insanely emotionally important for him to establish that there's a Person who should be Blamed

my youngest has started doing creative play with me wherein they're antagonistic towards me and for these scenarios they've adopted a persona named Little British Boy Billionaire

it is wild that there's nobody in these - well funded! mainstream!!! - campaigns to be like, ohhhh, we should NOT do this

it's so funny that vinyl records are made in precisely the way that a seven year old would imagine. "I bet they put a big wad of gunk between two labels and then squish it into a record" yeah buddy that actually exactly what is happening

"ahhhyou RANG????"

what color bar tape should I do

a coworker asked me how I did some very simple file management yesterday - literally just renaming files based on a set formula. And I explained that I had done part by using Rename in finder and had to manually rename part of each one, which was kind of tedious. And he goes oh I had Chatgpt do it