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I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

fucking hell just @ me next time 💀💀💀

I have never been targeted so accurately then by the Taco Bell Cantina Quarterly

this is the truest description of a writer i've ever seen

Writers are people who have imposter syndrome and main character syndrome at the same time

@tacobellquarterly.org, better beef up the web server before you post my dissertation on Demolition Man's unfaithfulness to The Sleeper Awakes.

It's prestigious I promise

You must also take my cyclical bouts of depression and unhinged hyperness into account as I change over my entire hormonal composition like an asshole while also writing a book, raising kids and having a stupid job

I'm just a guy in a lawn chair in a garage replying. There's like not really anything more sophisticated behind the scenes

Not chaotically opening submissions before I blow up my life is on my goal list

Getting submissions reply time to under 500 days is on my goals list

Update on your submissions because many are inquiring and yes they are still under consideration while I get myself together. Piggybacking on Taco Bell's apologies. Mexican pizza is $1 on July 28th in the app

Or make fancy art and call yourself brilliant. There's no difference in the approach

All you have to do is embarrass the hell out of yourself and then call yourself a writer. It's so easy

joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell

Part of why I’m painting a Baja Blast is to challenge my skills. Making astro-themed art that requires painting new materials or complex lighting. Tricky components for this include: carbonated liquid in a semi-transparent cup, refraction of a metal straw, and 2 “stickers” behind the cup. 🚀🍋‍🟩

What a lovely compliment. Thank you for reading!

the poetry is legit bringing me to tears today, a lot of humanity in this quarterly

Hell yeah