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exCUSE me??????????? I take a week off and there’s a KIDNAPPING?!!?!????????

Beyond being terrible guidance to give people on the specific issue… this is not how science works. A mountain of studies have failed to detect any link. That’s all the “ruling out the possibility” science can do.

Come on Greg, it's not like somebody as important as the President would get annoyed by all the inconveniences and delays caused by the heightened security precautions and do something unreasonably reckless / dangerous. That'd be ridiculous!

I think I'd have to go with Sam Eagle, Kermit, and Uncle Deadly. I initially had Rizzo as the second, but on reflection I'm not sure he'd be able to restrain himself from cracking wise in court. And whether it's civil or criminal, I'd prefer to avoid pissing off the judge.

I somehow don't get those, I just get unsolicited campaign ads. Though I did recently discover I could get them to stop by saying I already voted for their opponent.

Except you'd still have a wall breach if someone *outside* the walls shouts "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Oh, yeah, we wouldn't want the Republicans to accuse the Democrats running for office of being radical socialists because of the DSA! They do that EVERY. DAMN. ELECTION. but I'm sure this time it'd really hurt! Fuck off, you clowns.

Kool-Aid Man is far, far too easy to neutralize and can be lured into an ambush simply by yelling "Hey, Kool-Aid!", what have you done

A valiant defense of the bottom line.

1 and it's not close. I don't NEED two million, I would be able to do just fine without it, it just makes sense to go for the guaranteed $50K that doesn't include a chance of failure. Especially since it'd clear all my debts and let me live independently, making 2 the wildly irrational option.

I'd be too afraid Fozzie's constant bad jokes would result in contempt of court.

I mean, she is, but also people do that all the time. Doesn't matter if the actual causes of any given catastrophe are complicated, we just naturally want someone to blame.

If I remember right it's because merging the spirit world (realm? been a while) with the regular world caused serious issues, which. Yeah, I guess I could see that having some pretty serious unintended consequences. Unless they've changed it from when they were talking about it last, anyway.

I'd substitute Sam Eagle for Gonzo but otherwise no changes.

also pinging @deathbyhistory.bsky.social just because I don't remember if you've stumbled across Yarnhub yet or not

It wasn't even just the Johnston, the Sammy B was even less equipped for this fight and still charged headlong into it, because YOLO

It's the one time we objectively should have had our asses kicked, but didn't, because everyone involved was an absolute fucking mad lad!

Just thinkin' about how of all the battles to get feature films lionizing everyone involved, the Battle off Samar isn't one of them. Give my beloved tin cans and their crews some love, dammit!

I can think of several things I'd pay good money to watch a movie about than whatever this is gonna turn into.

Sure he's an insufferable, misogynistic jackass, but you kind of need more than that to get thrown in there.