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I can see why he opted for the more formal Richard, because "Dick B. Riddick" would be completely impossible to take seriously.

He didn't realize scrolling down was an option.

Anyone leaking info on our depleted stockpiles to the media should be arrested, Waltz said, immediately after leaking info on our depleted stockpiles to the media. Only the best and brightest in this administration.

I'd be perfectly fine with him dying, he has literally no special powers to protect him. It's actually weirder when they treat him like he can actually fight on the same level as the others.

Like even in 2, Cage is throwing weird green energy orbs and Sonya's got her energy ring things even from the first game. They're obviously not just regular people, even if the games hadn't invented any kind of explanation for any of it yet.

Because, barring Jax in 2, they had special moves that could be argued to have some kind of special power to it in the games. And Jax gets his upgrades from 3 onward. Meanwhile Stryker's moves stay like "hit them with a police baton", "throw grenades at them", "just fucking shoot them" etc.

Meanwhile I'm wondering if / how they're gonna do Stryker. Since he is literally just a guy, his special power is police brutality and bringing guns to a fighting tournament.

It's a dumb fighting game movie (laudatory). Which is genuinely all I ever wanted it to be. 5/5, they understood the assignment.

"AIM HERE" ass paintjob

The two black bars directly on the center of the ship like giant goalposts is a nice touch. I'm sure that's not going to have any downsides whatsoever.

From where I'm standing, that's the rational choice! If I could have a guaranteed solution, it is completely irrational to say "fuck it, let's gamble instead" when I could just take the guaranteed payout! Taking the risk is only the rational option if you would be comfortable losing!

Yeah, I finally just blocked him for that horseshit. I'm not picking the option that has the best chance of making me wealthy, I'm picking the option that's literally guaranteed to let me live a whole lot more comfortably and securely. I don't want or need to risk that on a fucking coin toss!

"and then tried desperately to leave"

Absolutely fucking dying at the license plate on this cybertruck fully fucking admitting that this piece of shit is a magnet for vandalism.

Also, I really hope that people understand this guy's post is a scam, right? • No, the petition is not "going viral." • It's just a scam to get people to opt into getting emails from Keith Edwards Do not sign it.

No, though I will say I remember the little comic panel-style framing they did in Ang Lee's Hulk was a nice touch. I distinctly remember being overall "meh" for the movie, but that was a great idea and I wish Marvel had kept that kind of approach going forward.

Yeah. The "Gamer" outrage over the samurai one was obviously just the chuds being themselves, but the company itself is widely despised for all the shit they pull. Both against the people who actually make them money by making their games, and also the people who play them.

I'm sure there'll be no consequences for spamming the absolute hell out of the report feature on absolute nonsense because you want the attention. Keep going.

Hear me out: It could also be a rock pick, and he misunderstood all the "liquid dinosaur" jokes.

ELEVEN ANGRY EX-MONKS ROLLING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO THROW THEIR ABBOT IN THE TRUNK OF THEIR CAR AND TAKE OVER THE MONASTERY, WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING