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I always felt like this was on him.

It feels like a summer camp slasher kind of night, and this is one of the best. #NowWatching The Burning (1981) #horrorsky

It said not to be a pessimist and to grin and bear it. Doesn’t say what it is and also tells me that I am the worst at being distracted which, rude. That seems a bit much. Like I don’t already know that.

I knew this body was made for something. And it was to become a pizza historian.

I’m going to become a pizza historian. If it’s an official title, then I will become a Fake Pizza Historian. It’s all I’ve ever wanted since I just heard about it 5 min ago.

kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left

As everyone goes ODYSSEY crazy this summer, a reminder that Maria's translation of BEOWULF is a rip-roaring read that you should definitely track down and enjoy if you have not already done so.

I captured an eastern tiger swallowtail just flying away from a flower, Centennial Lake, Ellicott City, MD #bugs #butterflies

no i am not 'dissociating' i'm picturing the beneficial bacteria in my yogurt as little workmen inside my body manufacturing antibodies and hormones and cleaning out plaque and waste materials. they have little overalls, theyre well-paid and have a union

When I said I was a bad tennis player I meant evil

Straight man, instead of responding to this by telling ME how much you love Nolan, talk to each other. The loneliness epidemic isn’t going to fix itself.

We need to rethink our lives.

It’s funny because I was thinking that too. I wouldn’t say peak them, but “the most” them.

I wish I was a pizza historian.

John Goodman is so Goodman-y it’s worth it just for that.

Drawing in bed and listening to my new obsession ToiToiToi a weirdly cheery Ghost Box album. I am charmed music.apple.com/ca/album/vag...

Helios and the second sun. #photography #sunset #sky #clouds

Spoilers: it’s night time.

Fuck this fuckshit. These data centers need to be stopped for every reason anyone can think of, and they keep finding new reasons to boot.

I’ve employed the use of a chair to avoid this otherwise you scrunch down. And nobody looks good scrunching.