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Title card. (I might be in love)

Holy shit. What an opening scene.

Going in blind solely on the strength of this poster. #NowWatching Dear Dead Delilah (1972) #horrorsky

Drop something AQUATIC 🌊⛵️🖤🦑🦈

Exploded like a damn watermelon.

Poor baby faced Fisher Stevens.

Cropsey!

This movie hits every beat you want it to.

Imagine playing games and your team is five degrees cooler than the other team. Don't you think that would be an advantage?

Title card.

To be fair, Cropsey shouldn't have been sleeping with an open gas canister on his bed.

It feels like a summer camp slasher kind of night, and this is one of the best. #NowWatching The Burning (1981) #horrorsky

Good stuff. It took me a second to recall Phantom of Death, but then I remembered 80s Edwige.

Ridley Scott and James Cameron simply do not have this movie in them. Denis Villenueve seemed like he might, but the Dune movies ain't it. Christopher Nolan is operating on his own level.

I can't be the only person who thought Ithaquack every time they said Ithaca. Also I was very happy to learn that I didn't just hallucinate this Duck Tales episode.

Waldo (AKA Waldysseus)

And man, as a dog person, there is a moment in this movie that made me as emotional as I've ever been from any movie ever. I went home and immediately gave my boy all the treats.

Every single member of the cast delivered. But John Leguizamo stole the show for me. I hope he finally gets his flowers, like Delroy Lindo last year.