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A giantess is not known for her gentle spirit. Bossiness is sometimes necessary. Now stay fucking still so I can take your picture.

Oh ok. Sorry I got so bossy.

OOOH!

No you stand in the middle and make them dance around you.

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck Women only want one thing and it’s to drive a big rig like Large Marge.

Better get out the hand crank for the ice cream maker. She’s lactose intolerant.

Sebastien Arcouet Gouache on paper #art #landscape

I want nothing to do with controlling your body, I can barely control my own.

👀 Unbelievable images in this thread

You haven’t been salting the earth like you were supposed to. This is on you.

[babysitting] Nephew: Can we listen to music? Me: OK, but not very loud. Nephew: Why, does it hurt your old ears? Me: Hey look at that, it’s your bedtime.

Best season of Fargo

Scandal, social media, and MURDER!?! My whodunnit murder mystery is a cross between Veronica Mars and Knives Out and you can pick it up on eBook at your favorite retailer RIGHT NOW! AND, in honor of my son's first birthday, you can pick it up for just $1! #BookSky books2read.com/u/mVJyOp

people who teach driver’s ed must be adrenaline junkies or something I’ve driven with my teens behind the wheel and I feel damn lucky to be alive

He’s in a whole show we haven’t even watched yet

Blood Eyes, Bad Hearts, Can’t Snooze

No idea what’s for dinner but I’m making brownies

I'd like to hear less "costs are too high" and more "Your pay is too low"

You watch your FNL and I’ll watch Xfiles and we’ll force eachother to watch our favorite episodes. That’s a marriage in god’s eyes.

Only if you were in love with Saracen.