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squirrels can't digest milk. stop buying them ice cream. you're making everything worse.

If I *were* to share my calendar with chatgpt, my family would find that every weekend is abortion weekend and every weekday is abortion weekday, thereby making that family trip to the beach *awkward*.

Leg Day to train for that special time in a young lady's life where she gets to donkey kick a man square in his chest.

Being time sensitive is less dangerous than being time allergic.

I think the hobby with the biggest red flag is officially golf.