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The REAL low down chuds are the ones who are openly calling for him to work with Tim Burton again

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and Johnny Depp, whose career was NOT revived

...but you didn't notice cos everything he's made for the last ten years was a flop. Shuffling about at comic con dressed as Scrooge and promoting the movie with "remember Jack Sparrow? Same guy!" Is the final humiliation. He deserves far worse, but Karma is starting to arrive.

There's no critical and commercial hit coming. There's no Oscar winning role that makes him beloved again. He's too old, the looks that made him famous have been ruined with drugs and neglect, and he phones in every role with an earpiece feeding him lines. "Johnny Depp is back!" He never left.

The one positive of Johnny Depp humiliating his victim on camera with litigation is he did it when his career was already dying and his looks were fading. He's had several "comebacks" and they all flopped. His last big cultural moment was the trial. It will be mentioned in line one of his obituary.

Heard that in the new Scrooge movie instead of being redeemed Johnny Depp's Ebeneezer sues Tiny Tim for defamation and hires a Saudi Arabian bot army to tweet death threats at him

And Elon musk still has no friends

Depp's career now is just Bart Simpson running around saying "I didn't do it" but instead he reheats Jack Sparrow for a gawking public

What if we figure out blacklight technology backward-compatible with all filmed footage, and you watch a Friends episode and everyone's covered in cum

Lord, take Johnny Depp and give us back Phillip Seymour Hoffman

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Guys I'm starting to think he isn't going to get us to mars

His ass is never setting foot on Mars

Highly advise you not to break your little toe. The most pathetic injury to the smallest, most pointless part of my body and I've been semi housebound for a fortnight about it.

I'm calling it now. Endgame will have Doctor Doom as an alternative universe Tony Stark who turned evil.

Read “Cultural Bankruptcy Isolates The Right“ by Ciara Houghton Ruane on Medium: medium.com/@ciarahought...

Catholic, Everton supporting, North West man with nice eyelashes is Prime Minister. Big, big day for My Mum.

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