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My house was built in 1928, which means lots of weird quirks and old construction practices. Last night I cut into the wall in my closet and found like 30 square feet of unused extra closet space.

I need to get something off my chest. I think everyone here can safely presume my politics, but I absolutely cannot stand this guy.

Lotta soccer snobs think they’re too good for MLS after the World Cup. You absolute butts - The sloppy wackiness is the whole appeal.

Keith David

Sam Hinkie's process finally pays off.

math checks out

It was 58 degrees when I left the house this morning. Can almost hear the click clack of cleats walking out to practice.

I graduated from high school 20 years ago and the algo keeps showing me videos of high school reunions and life happens to all of us differently, but 38 years old looks a lot worse in some places.

Watching an MLS game and they haven’t taken a single hydration break. Those guys must be so thirsty.

They have to have data that’s says paying Stephen A whatever obscene amount is worth it, but also if you told me that some dumb executive just gives him whatever he wants and SAS is actually a net negative for the network I would fully believe it.

a blue sky account called “what the fuck is everyone talking about?” And it just tells you what the fuck everyone is talking about that day so you don’t have to reverse engineer detective the details by wading through six hundred B- jokes.

Right now in Spain its midnight, or, as they call it, dinner time.

I love this

Maybe this will be the episode of the Silo where they answer any one single question about the silo. No? Still setting that table, huh? Okay.

Editing video again where I did the voiceover. Wouldn't wish this on my own worst enemy.

Well this is a shitty way to find out I wasn't invited.

Nobody remembers this movie. Warriors of Virtue. Saw it when I was 9 with my friend who's like six months younger. He came out of the theater karate kicking and bouncing off the walls. For me it was the exact moment I realized that it was possible for a movie to be bad.

Don Cheese

Argentina keeps getting away with it.

Remember how in 2020 people were hoarding toilet paper? That would actually make sense with this current crisis.