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I bit a radioactive spider so now I’m Man-Spider.

Never understood what he had done at that point to earn so much trust.

Marty Cordova missed games because he fell asleep in a tanning bed and got too burnt to be in direct sunlight.

Now that's a GREAT idea.

Didn’t find anything fun, but this does explain why it’s so hot in the bedroom. Bare minimum I’m putting in a floor and insulation. I coulda put so many suitcases in here!

Also explains why it’s so hot in this room. Bare minimum I’m putting a floor and insulation in here.

Make your email signature say "Apologies for any spelling errors. I'm in phone."

He's talking to me about frank and the whole time I’m thinking “you have no idea the extent of what I know“ and had to wrestle with how much nerdery I should reveal. Went with basically none. I’ll keep that here.

Was out on Monday night with some friends and one friend brought the topic of frank up completely out of the blue. I made the choice not to share my personal lore with him.

Yeah he works in the medical field and has grown a large following predicting DT's death. His big date he was counting down towards passed like 2 months ago, but he's still at it. His schtick and enthusiasm for making the videos really rubs me the wrong way. It's very Krassenstein brother coded.

I think when a hockey player or fan passes away we should say they "crossed over the Gordie Howe Bridge".

Helmet and uniforms look like they were designed independently of one another. Just hate stuff like "it's nickel because we're Nickel City" Even if that's true (and Buffalo natives are reacting with a LOLNO), it still looks bad! I don't care how clever your reasoning is if it looks stupid.

teams release new uniforms and it's a flashy video of past highlights and they're like "Respecting the past while embracing a bright future" and then the new uniforms are basically the same thing they've always worn except the number font is curvier.

I absolutely hate so much of what this gray/nickel uniform is and the design habits and trends it's born out of. A lot of the ire the uniform is getting online is, in my opinion, incorrectly addressed at the helmet. The helmet's actually pretty cool. That's what an alternate helmet should be!

I just rewatched Pirate Radio. He’s so much better than everyone else in that movie.

We're not having a class reunion* because nobody took it upon themselves to organize one, which is so us. I probably would've gone, but I'm not exactly heartbroken about that. *to my knowledge. If it's happened or happening I haven't been invited LOL.

You can tell with pretty good accuracy which people went to college and which ones didn't. Probably a function of where I went and who I went with, but the people I'm still in contact with have all aged remarkably well.

They do this with *everything* and then when one gains a little bit of traction they put more energy into airing grievances for those stories. They're AB testing to see how they can best rile up their racist fanbase.

Hate to sound cynical, but the Youtube persona is such a clear act. Didn't buy his faceturn at Pinehurst because every time he's tested in these moments out of his control we see time and time again him fail the test and the real him sneaks out.

It’s a transparent “Actually my dislike of the film is for these other reasons“ play. Must be an exhausting way to live.