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Is that Rick Rushton’s car?

They claim they do this in order to teach the police about the First Amendment. But then they record civilians, who get upset, and call the police. Then the auditors get to lecture the police. Cut out the middlemen and just follow the police around if it matters that much.

Thank you!

That was the only question we missed, and it cost us the title.

In a 6th grade competition, my team was asked to identify the fulcrum on a can opener. We had only ever used a wheel-style can opener, not a church key style can opener. We correctly identified the fulcrum on the wheel, but were penalized because they expected a church key (but didn’t specify).

That’s why the beach was empty. They ran away.

I’d rather be on Friendster

Silly Gail. This is obviously the big reveal at the and of Planet of the Apes.

This is your fault?

“I gave my love a goodnight kiss I tried to take a late night piss But the toilet moved, so again I missed Down Rain Street”

Toddler swim time should start around 8:30, right after older siblings are dropped off at school, and extend until lunch time. Follow it up with elderly swim time. Both groups love each other’s attention!!!

Jason Mantzoukas is a real life Muppet. Make it a Muppet movie! bsky.app/profile/sean...

The Muppets doing adaptations of classic literature would be a beloved franchise.

I haven’t seen The Odyssey yet, but I know they screwed up the movie with their casting decisions. It should feature a Greek actor like Jason Mantzoukas. And a bunch of Muppets.

This is what he looks like in the neighborhood

Out out damn schmutz