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Plans are woke and DEI

Clearly Trump is so torn up he just couldn’t bring himself to read the eulogy in advance.

Looks like they’re trying to add some sex appeal. Smart.

“Iran is a country run by religious extremists, y’all!!!”

Is it OK if DOJ makes a deal with Trump to pay the fees from a special DOJ fund? D'oh!! Never mind.

Because there probably aren’t enough funds in that checking account to cover the amount

crazy to think that millennia hence scholars will be angrily debating whether the holographic movie version of Spider Man is true to Stan Lee's original vision

When Richard Nixon took over the Vietnam War, he had the Air Force create two reports: One for the missions actually flown, that would not be publicly released, and another for a sanitized version of the missions.

The Trump White House is so far beyond pathetic.

Think of the saddest thing that happened in your childhood, multiply it by 100, and see how it compares to these 36 seconds

This has to be America's fastest police lab test result.

*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.

Of course a bad guy (non-Christian Nationalist) was driving it.

Of course a bad guy (non-Christian Nationalist) was driving it.

Texas Republicans doing recruitment for us.

1956 Republican National platform.

This is taking me OUT!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I personally purchase only vehicles made by the 37th largest manufacturer (next to last in the bottom graphic).

Same as in his first term. Selling policy to the highest bidder. I call it the Clarence Thomas gambit.

The standard Phil Dunphy reply to such a question: "I first noticed it seven years ago [noticing your shocked reaction]--you're not!!"