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The Lava Pierogi Challenge

Yes. Typical weak Dem more worried abt angering voters who will never vote for him, than fighting for those who do. Even to save democracy. And, safe in a yr he's NOT up for reelection.

Rust is an okay watch. A single Schweddy balls joke from being a great western.

I shelter refused me bc I wasn't Christian enough. Saved me a fortune bc the dog smoked 2pks Kool filter kings a day.

The lady interviewing me about adopting a dog asked if I smoke. I said it depends on my mood. She said we don’t adopt 2 smokers. I said I coulda lied. Who the fuck do you think I am? Gimme a break. I don’t smoke around my kids. R u crazy? So that went well. I hope I get the dog

Surely, Andrew Tate is rich enough to share a cell with a prison cannibal.

Coming August 2026: Sweet corn pink eye

I was just called a mid. Is that the little speaker between the tweeter and the woofer? Hellyeah thanks pal

I just want to be stoked and for things to be rad.

When my neighbors get a delivery I want to call and ask what it is but that'd be fucking weird bc I don't know their names or numbers.

Flurries of activity are for MUCH later in the day. Sit your fanny down.

Instead of arguing with my impatient mechanically uninclined son abt how to fix something (dryer) as usual, now I have to argue with my impatient mechanically uninclined son and Gemini? Nope.

Gotta say my dead mom's dill really does compliment this imitation crab.

Let me know when AI can help eat half a fridge of crab salad.

This is wooba gooba with the green teeth, let me in!

“Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

So, guy tells me again, "I'll sell this cottage over my dead body". Okay I said, bc both your kids agreed to 15k less.

When you want ants to gtfo and stfo. These should cost way more.