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ALERT: It will go up on August 7, I have been TOO BUSY to put my items up

Hey I uh, I wrote some songs? There's five of them, and they're on an EP called Meanwhile, which is out now and you can listen to it. Wow! It's an acoustic/folk thing with some avant-garde wrinkles and I hope you like it! soundcloud.com/jordanmallor... jordanmallory.bandcamp.com/album/meanwh...

Phil: "Do you need me to do the can too?" Jimbo: "No, we got Savini coming in next week, he's like a wizard with that shit."

Big Jim: "No one makes a Pepsi Machine like you, Phil. I need you on this!" Phil: "OK, Jim."

they brought him in on T2 special just to do that machine. For union reasons, he couldn't be credited under his own name, but there's a listing in the credits that says "Special Props: Alan Pepsee"

This card box is basically the platonic ideal of Samwise Gamgee. A brick of loyalty and love for rope. @rangedtouch.bsky.social

SHELVED BY GENRE continues RETURN OF THE KING in the latest episode, discussing portentous dreams, the apparent fall of evil, and the deleterious effects of media distortion throughout histories real and imagined: rangedtouch.com/2026/07/17/t...

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I’m 20 minutes into a 3-hour episode of @rangedtouch.bsky.social Shelved by Genre and it’s already an all-timer.

@rangedtouch.bsky.social @ckunzelman.bsky.social A little delayed as I'm behind on my listening, but had I been up to date I wouldn't have had an appropriately timed afternoon sick in bed to spend making this. As requested... youtu.be/Em4nupjAo0U

The Lord of the Year: The Two CavesYouTube video by David Wayyoutu.be

First read of Sword of the Lictor is going well. Thanks to @rangedtouch.bsky.social !

Return to Castle Rock (again) as JUST KING THINGS works through a brief, thematically thin, but nonetheless interesting novella co-authored with Richard Chizmar, giving us a chance to talk genre, fanfic, brand name cash-ins, and good cartoons written by Joe Lansdale: rangedtouch.com/2026/07/13/g...

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Five and a half hours of Sean attempting to bully me, half of which is his defense of Zuma (difficulty level: impossible). It's a good show!

i'm so glad the episode is out and i can finally say "bilbofied" in public

After years of yearning for it, the latest SHELVED BY GENRE Bonus Episode has finally gotten around to watching the central text of millennial genre cinema, THE MATRIX. You remember when people believed in people believing in things? www.patreon.com/rangedtouch/...

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Finally, after years of waiting, we watched The Matrix. It's good.

The Gandalflings are on the hookah again (and you should enjoy listening to Shelved by Genre from @rangedtouch.bsky.social)

JUST KING THINGS reaches the end of Stephen King's "Bill Hodges Trilogy" of crime novels with 2016's END OF WATCH, and if you thought regular criminals were bad, just wait until you find out what they do when they're psychic and on the internet! rangedtouch.com/2026/06/08/e...

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We hit the goal. He's doing it. He got very close on his first try. Come watch a level 6 peasant mode run fight against one of the hardest bosses of all time.

i've been watching the goofs at @rangedtouch.bsky.social playing a dark soul all dang day to raise money for abortion access and they're still going!

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