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I don’t talk about this a lot but I’m a fluent speaker of Elvish as demonstrated here.

Praise them! Praise them!

ALERT: It will go up on August 7, I have been TOO BUSY to put my items up

when I saw the odyssey there was a southern hoss dad sitting near me who was clearly enjoying the fight scenes and sort of tuning out for the rest of but but when Odysseus finally got back to see Argos the man let out the most plaintive “weoow”

I had a subscription for a year and this is the most accurate thing that could be ever said

I've really become a Himesh Patel fan lately -- thought he was great in The Franchise; TENET rewatch revealed him as a standout; obviously one of the strongest parts of The Odyssey. Shout out to Himesh Patel.

eagerly awaiting the day they make a science fiction film so i can write a review of it and really get into the weeds about my literature of choice

If you want to hear Smashbash Matt and I talk about Gamma World for two hours (and hearing the fastest, sketchiest version of me recounting Dave Wesley's Braunstein) then you can do that FOR FREE over on the Smashbash patreon www.patreon.com/SMASHBASH/po...

Dissecting White Dwarf - Interlude One | SMASHBASHThe Famine in Far-Go Matt is joined by Ranged Touch co-host & founder Cameron Kunzleman to experience GAMMA WORLD, first edition. We walk tawww.patreon.com

Happy to chat about these two movies, one of which I liked and one of which I did not.

We're just short of 900 preorders for this, which is amazing. If we hit 1,000 I can guarantee you that we will create the science fiction version of this.

a really interesting limitation of the decayed orbit stephen king essays I do is that i try to keep them laid out to four pages and under 1200 words. i put a whole hell of a lot of time into them but they end up very light.

don’t worry I’ve got you I’m medically incapable of forgetting

The hosts of Shelved By Genre are available to write or consult, Hollywood!

If you want to see the final painted up version of this you gotta click over www.instagram.com/p/DbOrvdtFVd...

Ranged Touch on Instagram: "My interpretation of the Mouth of Sauron from the novel The Return of the King. We’ve been reading this book in our podcast Shelved By Genre, and I was struck with how myst...19 likes, 0 comments - rangedtouch on July 25, 2026: "My interpretation of the Mouth of Sauron from the novel The Return of the King. We’ve been reading this book in our podcast Shelved By Genre, and ...www.instagram.com

WIP miniature interpretation of the Mouth of Sauron as discussed on Shelved By Genre

Next decayedorbit.com drop will go live a week from today. finishing up (and shipping out) the last couple essays from the previous drop by Monday -- they take a while to write and assemble!

this could be a neil young song