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Optimus Christ

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The math: The average cost of bananas per pound is 65 cents. You take that times 30%, which leaves $0.195 in profit sold at 65 cents per lb. If you sell 1000 lbs of bananas, you made $195 which likely won't cover your overhead. Good work, capitalist geniuses.

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At long last. After a swift 160 days into a 14 day operation. The President speculates we will know peace "pretty soon."

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The GOP watching good candidates win their primaries.

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TOTAL VICTORY. AMERICA MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A HORMUZ.

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Trump being driven through the rural South: "So this is Somolia?"

Aaron Rupar

Trump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."

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This reads like OJ's "If I Did It" book

The Bulwark

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

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"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

Why did a $154 billion CEO just endorse stripping most Americans of voting rights—and taking us back to the 19th century? | FortuneShould how much you pay in taxes determine how much your vote counts? Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke seems to think so.fortune.com
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Omg why do you keep calling us fascists? We're aren't fascists! Meanwhile:

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Fox's News: These are DSA's DEMONIC policy proposals: <very popular sentiments>

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You, the reader, went rogue and hacked 3 organizations

The Associated Press

Anthropic says its AI models hacked into three organizations during testing. This comes just days after OpenAI said its AI models went rogue and hacked into another company.

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What the fuck is this lmfao. How is the US a real country?

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Nothing like reading a book from 2020, using a quote from a book written in 2011 to once again realize nothing ever changes.

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"Noooooo, those cuts were for skateboards and pogo sticks. And Air Jordans. You know how black people be buying shoes" -Elon

Greg Sargent

When Elon Musk says "zero" children died in Africa from his DOGE cuts, he really means zero children died who are *worthy of any concern.* It's vile coded signaling to his global fascist audience. From me and @polphilpod.bsky.social, a deep dive into Musk's fascism: newrepublic.com/article/2135...

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I've gotta say I love everyone pretending to be outraged at the Odyssey movie. I went to high school with these idiots. You didn't care about it, and you know what? Neither did I.

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🙈🙈🙈

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Detective: "And how many peppers went missing this morning." Farmer: "A peck." *** Police Chief yelling at detectives: "Nobody's going home until we find out how many peppers Peter Piper picked!" PETER PIPER: PEPPER PICKER COMING 2027

Optimus Christ

*Loading M1 Garland* "It's time to boogie woogie." BUGLE BOY. COMING JULY 4 2027

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*Loading M1 Garland* "It's time to boogie woogie." BUGLE BOY. COMING JULY 4 2027

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