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Sharks! Today I'm off the opportunity to invest in my new product: CattleLadder

Six foot. Seven Foot. Eight foot. Rope! Daylight come and me wanna cum ropes.

Hell yeah, I'm making jalapeño poopers

Every time I see his stupid face, this line enters my mind

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Cease all secks immediately

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A 1:1 ratio here

The butt starts in your heart ❤️

Skyscrapers that are just Waffle Houses, gas stations, and tobacco stores.

"Do U like sex" is fucking killing me 🤣🫣

Actually, a lot of travel sites will let you filter flights by the plane model as a result of the 737 max.

Just some marble? I'm ROCK hard over this

The fact that I'm sure this guy's figures largely include the black troops is so fucking funny to me. "For some reason, all these 'immigrants' are really miffed at the south. It must be because they're immigrants. '" 🤔

There's so much to unpack here that we're gonna have to hire a moving company.

"I am a man of below average qualifications. Here are my demands."

Oh look it's that thing we all knew was coming

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"If we don't win this election, the mayo will become too spicy. Your children will have one or two black friends. Your peepee will become woke and gay because AOC wills it so."

Never forget what they took from you

Omg I thought this was satire. But I think it's actual sincere lmao