fuck it how's this
Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophanlifetime ban from universal property after I get belligerent drunk off Chug Jug cocktails and tear open my flannel to reveal a tshirt that says "I GOT A SPOOKY SCARY STONED MEOWSKULLS™️ FOOTJOB AT THE FORTNITEMARES™️ 2026 SCARE ZONE"