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Dril candles tweet but instead it's dipshit consultants

How could the DNC be millions of dollars in debt?!? This makes no sense, they've sent so many annoying text messages

*space marine vox caster* BROTHERS, MY FEETSIES. THEY ARE SORE

No movie tonight, the cook has a guitar out and is playing us some of his original outlaw country tunes

Need the two soyjaks pointing but one of their faces is Stan Rogers

Handing Ben Franklin a ceaseless series of BuzzBallz

Okay so that is definitely not true

We're assuming the time machine is reusable right

If I had a time machine I would give Benjamin Franklin some sour gummy bears and watch him lose his shit

Zero excuse, sorry. Plenty of regular evil banks to be taken advantage by, the only reason to get involved with this one is because you suck super hard

A lot of people are going to lose all their shit because of X Money and it's important to remember that all of them can be laughed at

I'm not a Mitch truther I just think he has been dead for 200 years

Mitch McConnell's proof of life photos always have him wearing a nice Oxford shirt, which is a normal thing to wear during a long hospital stay

We all agreed it was a good bit but that tours had ended

A guy in Greenport tried to convince us to let him aboard by claiming to be a survivor of The Bounty

Great bit one of the veteran volunteers came up with: when people in yachts and sailboats pull up alongside to gawp, yell "HEY! IS THIS AMERICA?"

That's where we go for drydock! We'll be back in a couple weeks for that! (Not me though, I have to do my videogames job)

Kalmar Nyckel!

My bunk is in the galley (ship's kitchen) and it doesn't matter at all, I have been sleeping like a fucking rock the past couple nights. And will be again tonight, even though New London is full of ferries and trains honking at each other at all times

Yes!