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Where's MY Milkweed? #Butterfly #Inverts #Milkweed

you would think the lav floor would be all lava, but it's all urine

mystical dog sends artifact in the mail without packaging properly, the magic leaks and the pigeons are possessed

Is that a tipped-over bollard in the pile of broken asphalt?

First time I've seen him laugh at someone else's joke

Do you remember that commercial where the guy says I said no mayo and the waitress takes the bread and scrapes it off on the edge of the table?

It was awkward

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Men, I realize that wasn't clear

So when I was in high school my buddy joe had a really cute older brother, and he asked me out. He said he had to stop and pick up his paycheck. We stop at this movie theater (we're talking like 1973) and walk right into some super close up (super close up) gay porn

My favorite place on the planet

The Sunday Skimmer party can get quite rowdy (Black Skimmers at the Jersey shore) #birds 🌿

Have they considered *not* including a photo of a needle being stuck into an arm with every single article or public service announcement?

Pornainen, Finland (pop 5,000) is now heated by a silo of crushed soapstone. I spoke to CNBC about it. 100 MWh, charged when power is cheap, emissions down ~70%. Days to weeks of storage, no critical minerals. www.cnbc.com/2026/07/25/f...

Mick Jagger turns 83 Sunday. At his birthday party, he forgot the words to Jumpin’ Jack Flash and everyone was aghast-ghast-ghast.

Ready for some cuteness overload? The Red-necked Grebes have successfully nested in Bronte harbour, Oakville. The wee zebra babies are so adorable, often riding their parent's back. #birds #birding #Halton #grebes

The dogs had a play fight in front of one of the trail cams and I will never tire of (a) how terrifyingly ferocious Corbu (smaller, black, generally extremely chill) looks when tussling and how committed Moose (larger, brindle, a big lug) is to the bit that he believes Corbu is about to murder him.

i don’t like to tell ppl i used to work in Joann’s cuz they might have preconceived notions . folks,,

big sploot