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May as well just go buy the Shemar right off the rack

Ogre-Americans, an imaginary demographic, getting more respect here from the political press than Muslims, who are real people.

Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"

Post a perfect album from the ‘90s.

CRUISE: did u order the Code Red NICHOLSON: you’re goddamn right i did! Private Santiago was parched & he craved bold flavor

Few things more responsible for where we are now than the bipartisan consensus amongst the powerful that the powerful must never be held accountable for their actions.

He was like, "I was gonna murder both of y'all in cold blood, but the gawds said Chill."

I love introducing people to the Oran Juice Jones song The Rain, cuz the end of that song is so damn funny 😭😭😭😭

sorry just became aware of this guy's haircut. 2-15

The way I put it is that there's no idea too dumb, factually incorrect, or evil that they won't treat as reasonable or worthy of discussion as long as they think a sufficient number of White people believe it. And that number doesn't even have to be that large.

My ex said I look like I should be on American Gladiators and my name is Lazer

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

Replace "hair" with "eyebrows." youtu.be/5vKecNfFPAw?si=wJo0O7OASqiW8wOc

History is currently giving George Bush the soft glove treatment.

do we really need to have fart jokes in movies? i feel like they seldom advance the plot and they also make me uncomfortable. like it makes me wonder if it was really stinky on set and the actors had a bad time because of the smell

Moses was 15 years old in this pic.