i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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He/Him. Cat dad stuck in Central Texas and making the best of it I can. I have a perfectly healthy addiction to giant robots and D&D. That's what I tell myself anyway. (Ask for the🌶🌶🌶 alt)
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
Aquarius: Best to heed the oracle bones and continue sitting in a slumped position against the wall.
Call me old-fashioned if you must, but I think there's just about nothin' sweller on God's green earth than one boner pressed against another.
hoy @azapls.bsky.social y yo hacemos un año juntos uwu te quiero bonico
Oh no I liked a bunch of your selfies all at once? Guess we better hang out and be friends and maybe kiss 🥺