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they’re posting bangers on tumblr dot com

hello sophi friends and fans, i will be in glasgow for the next week so lmk if you wanna come say hi!

my mouth is a machine that takes in beer and penis and puts out movie recommendations

girl i met on dating app: so if you’re a sub-leaning switch, why are you the domme in most of your relationships? me: so do you know the article Who’s the Beatdown

1-3 drop with goryos, i might be washed and woated

my everyday decisions on what to wear are driven by a.) can i get away with not wearing a bra, b.) how am i feeling about the fact that i have legs on that specific day, and c.) how long has it been since i last did laundry

told my therapist that i took a girl home from the bar and then played football manager for like half an hour and then went to sleep without having sex and they said “i have no idea why so many women like you”

i watched backshotrooms (some spoilers)

i’m literally washed and woated i went out two nights in a row and now i’m still hungover at 6pm what happened,,,, i used to be able to tank it,,,

i will say i don’t really like the requirement of a top finish pre-2020 for somewhat selfish reasons

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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deleted grindr off my phone so i could download the new standard set on arena which says something, probably

do u think there are cis girls on tarkir trying to pass as transgender because they wanna be khan

just beat the can’t cook allegations (made curry)

every time i hit the bong someone around me goes “wow you hit that really hard” and then i get way too high. and then i stop hitting bongs for a while. and then i hit it another time and don’t learn

lost in the finals in cube so i got put in the trunk

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this is what my life is like

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at the wise disguise ep release show and i think people are starting to realize that i’m mostly in the pit to get hit a lot