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The ChandelierBear McCreary, Patrick Stump · The Singularity: Ekleipsis · Song · 2026open.spotify.com

Seattle! I'm doing a bunch of comedy around the city this month, so drag your humidity-drenched antisocial ass out there to see it. I demand you! please I would very much appreciate it i'll kiss your sweaty butt if you come, okay, is that what it will take???

Super Mario Sunshine is rated T because if a child attempts to play it, it's scientifically proven to turn them off videogames for life.

I had a lot of thoughts about the new Spider-Man, but I was unable to articulate them without just openly spoiling the whole damn thing. So proceed forward at your own caution. tl;dr - It's got moments of bliss, but Spider-Man has rarely felt as transactional as it does in this flick.

A ★★★ review of Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.boxd.it

Ken Jennings has lost the mandate of the dolls Trans people may not be a monolith, but I think we can all recognize when somebody is being a snide little bitch because they got called out for financing transphobia.

Tom Holland has never given me 'egg' vibes, so much as 'kid raised in the theater around the gays so they know how to hang' vibes, but she has an open invite to prove me wrong.

I mean, if Mitch McConnell was running around in everyone's backyard across DC I think it'd be quite easy to get a proof of life video. Part of the problem is that he's dead and unable to freely scamper about.

is that good

This goes from sad to unbearable once you realize he did it not to impress the girl, but to impress the TLC casting directors into giving him a show where he does this five times an episode.

We're about to find out if Henry Cavill can deliver a piercingly sincere monologue about death while wearing an entire Ford Focus' worth of sheet metal as plate armor.

Prediction - At some point between now and the midterms, Taylor Swift will perform at an NFL game in an "America 250" themed celebration that will be interpreted by many as a formal announcement of her return to country music and an implied endorsement of the GOP platform.

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Even if I disagree with her take, you've gotta appreciate Emily Wilson for just bodychecking Nolan on the starting line of a potiental Adapted Screenplay campaign. This review is nuclear-grade hater fuel.

Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated ManAs they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...www.lrb.co.uk

This week on Mane Attraction, the puppet master of Misfits in Toyland ( @zal-cryptid.bsky.social ) joins us to discuss My Little Pony: Forever Friendship, Applejack's problematic fetishes, and why what scares us most as kids often turns us on as adults.

Episode Thirty-One: This Should Be One Of Those Shows Where They Kill God w/ Aurora Forbes (Misfits in Toyand) | Mane AttractionWe are gathered here today to remember two of Equestria’s strongest warriors, struck down in their prime by a force not even Princess Celestwww.patreon.com

I have been a fan of Aurora's for years, and this conversation was every bit as fun as I hoped it would be. Author of the single most reused meme in my repitoire.

this company regularly drops eight figures to film Yellowstone spinoffs that exclusively air in retirement homes to corpses just make the fuckin thing

The bride has now stabbed (with a red market).the DJ for wearing white (her wedding dress) at the wedding, and now a Blood Jacuzzi set has broken out. Pretty dope wedding NGL

Wedding I am at has played Outkast's 'Hey Ya' and Cher's 'Believe' back to back, which is a real double whammy of "don't pay too close attention to the lyrics here, happy couple."

wait did hundreds of people really sleep outside in San Diego just to hear Marvel make two extremely underwhelming casting announcements, one of which leaked hours in advance? SDCC, you truly seem like hell on earth