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I am not impervious to an occasional herring

have the critics of stomp-clap-hey even TRIED stomping and clapping? have they never had three beers and yelled HEY! at the same time as a thousand other people? have they never barked and clapped like a seal for delicious herring?

still thinking about the lady who sounds like a 7-year-old boy doing a Macho Man Randy Savage impression

you would have to be to blow up people's workdays like that

😵‍💫😮‍💨

"the singer will shout out Matt Bonner and ClearChannel and you will somehow like it"

there are lots of cool songs about places but I think the highest degree of difficulty is "make me want to be from San Antonio for 6 whole minutes" www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RpI...

Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"

the way Olivia Rodrigo sings "feminine intuition" on "drop dead" – the even syllables, the soft-vowel assonance – is incredibly satisfying to my brain. it's early but we could be looking at a Ting Tings "They call me STACY"-level lyric delivery here

wait. Chris Foerster? THAT Chris Foerster??

rooks and crows are both corvids, I say count it

I didn't expect the call to be double doink but it was

Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time https://theonion.com/seagull-with-diarrhea-barely-makes-it-to-crowded-beach-1819574572/

(Caitlin Clark voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (WNBA ASG tips off)

dammit

We are LIVE www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMst...

celebrity tho

sweet gimme that Boiler Room / Wolf of Wall Street Ebenezer