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remember when al-qaeda spent all that time and effort devising better bombs to hide up their ass and now america is like okay whatever we're too busy giving ourselves the shits

rapists need to be excised from the left no excuses

boy i sure hope not @latimes.com

i knew this reminded me of something

cia black budget ops used to be cool like get really high and guess what shape jim's looking at but now it's just unleashing hordes of the most aggressively mundane pod people imaginable

there was a guy just like this i used to see in my building's smoking area and he was always saying weird shit like "i gotta keep my ears real good coz im a part time dj"

proud to announce i have been promoted to assistant manager at crazy pete's septic tank and sump pump extravaganza

Discovering new levels of LinkedIness

i cant wait, he's moved on to directly stealing from people with guns lol

the non-FDIC-insured payment platform/money laundering service is going to be skimmed and used to prop up the SpaceX IPO, I feel it in my soul

this is gonna end with the funniest fuckin bank run

alright i might be kinda high but like do you guys see what i’m seeing

More stickers!!

I'd wager that for every consultant-caricatured DSA leftist the Democratic Party thinks it's beating back by refusing to budge on Israel, there are two or three completely MotR voters like this guy who they're needlessly alienating and damaging their relationship with — potentially permanently.

Jordan Peterson tried to warn you people about this

"Those 6 year-olds that I coach… they're just as precious as a six-year-old in Palestine….it just absolutely breaks my heart when I see limbs missing— children…having to play soccer on crutches, with no legs…I feel like my country is directly responsible…& it needs to stop.” Voter to Haley Stevens

Fuck…

no ur clearly one of the good guys, it's in the name, nominative determinism + comic logic

OOF