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Not me checking to see if my dumb thumb saved it by accident (it wasn’t me) (as far as you know)

That sounds not great but at least you weren’t driving

Why. Why did you do that.

Housekeeping stole my luggage (just the suitcase, not the contents), there were roaches in my bed, they sold our room out from under us and we had to sleep in the closet with the wet mops, but these people need good reviews to survive, 5/5

The fact that I have to use my mouse to click the "Post" button on the Bluesky browser app really slows my roll.

5 more days till the (hoped for) return of Jerry.

Me in meetings: I could get so much done if I wasn't in meetings. Me trying to get things done: I don't have this information. Uh-oh, at least three other people need to have say in this. 🤪

I need it to cool down because I really want to go up Mt. Herman this week and my low-altitude body can’t handle the lack of oxygen AND the oven simulation running.

Also I love your gold nonpareils on the bottom. This is a delightful cake I’d be honored to taste.

Honestly I do this every time. I think “look, last time the frosting was too thin/thick/stiff/slumpy or the cake was too weird and didn’t turn out right. THIS time I will get it right.”

i only log on to the ETHICAL portion of the internet… you know, the part where all my data and usage goes through servers and processing that are MORAL and GOOD and definitely are not influenced and impacted by capitalism

Highly unlikely!

Oh my goodness I love this concept.

SAME.

Just saw a t-shirt that was dry clean only, if you want to know how the apocalypse is going.

Today was a scorcher though and I think I’ll watch the sunset from indoors.

Me, almost every time I’m given a slide deck where there was no presentation: This PowerPoint could have been a markdown file.

That’s a lot of sugar! That’s a giant scone!

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I would be sitting near you but far enough away that we didn’t have to talk!