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POV: You go to Westernburg High School in the year 1989 Dear diary, I bought a new monocle today. Didn't fix my life, but at least the monocle isn't secretly plotting to blow up the high school gym. #fmegentlywithachainsaw #jdwho

People will make fun of you for growing slowly, especially once they realize you're now ahead of them.

POV: You go to Westernburg High School in 1989 Dear diary, Nothing ruins a Tuesday quite like realizing your slushie date double majors in homicide and bad leather jackets.

Not sure what the pipeline between neurodivergency and hundreds of saved meal recipes in your phone is, but there's definitely something there.

I don't feel like I'm moving through life so much as I'm being dragged through it against my will.

Why would somebody lie about liking big butts?

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

There's crying, and then there's watching the series finale of Six Feet Under crying. And they are not the same thing.

So exciting!

Someone said 2006 was 20 years ago and I laughed in their face

I don't just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

I went through a massive Placebo phase when I was in my 30's, if you're wondering why I am the way that I am today.

Nobody warns you about how many paper bags and little boxes you're going to accumulate in your 40's because they're in good condition and you might need them someday.

Aiming for a life where I went to some cool ass places, and saw some cool ass things, and not a life where I accumulated a bunch of needless ass shit.

Last: Dominion by Addie E. Citchens Now: Famesick by Lena Dunham Next: The Center Cannot Hold by Elyn R. Saks. #booksky

My nervous system just out here fighting for its life.

I'm sorry, but I think it's fucking weird to use a filter on your baby's/children's pictures.

I have cheesecake crumbs in my bed.

I don't think the world is ready for the ramifications of Generation X and Xennenials going through menopause. Adding hot flashes and hormonal rage to a generation raised on grunge, absent parents and unpasteurized hose water is going to open the seventh seal.

Spending $40 once: "no, that's just too much to spend right now" Spending $10 four times throughout the day: "basically free stuff"