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Owned with facts and logic by the 54-year-old rationalist @darth_tacos and all he has to say to your charred corpse is a perfectly timed "meh"

After watching The Odyssey I am predicting a 100% chance of a dark Greek mythology Souls game within the next 5 years

Taking 4000mg of prog and seeing the Hat Woman

Going up to people with my full legal name to interrogate them about who they voted for in the aftermath of their worst and most traumatic moments imaginable, just in case it turns out they deserve it and I accidentally express sympathy for someone I could have mocked instead

The rarely-encountered "irl ratio"

Oh, pretty sure he's one of those mass follow account types, that's why I basically block anyone like that who follows me for any reason

Everyone made a huge deal over "dirtbag leftists," meanwhile people who made hating "Berniebros" their entire personality are bootstrapping themselves into every form of bigotry they can like a guy experimenting with mail-order peptides

Rack'em

I'm a firm believer in karma, that's why I spend every moment I can looking for ways to revel in the misery of total strangers, but in a morally righteous way. Good person here

Hey everybody, let's all point and gawk and laugh at this woman who just had her life ruined by systemic forces, maybe she made a personal choice that justifies it. I'm a good person, by the way

Watch VOTOMS

It's been the case for a while that lib-centrists consider verbal putdowns and getting owned on social media to be equivalent to a hate crime

*Snake encounters a freak who was tortured so absurdly they gained magic powers. Their dialog consists of "this is America's fault and I'm gonna kill you for doing America's bidding* Some 22-year-old who works for a gaming website "wow this is fucking crazy, what was Kojima thinking?"

apart from how corny and stupid it looks it‘s seriously so bleak that for at least a whole generation the default video game character was a GWOT era soldier guy

when a bunch of people shout, "no!! stop!! wanting good things instead of bad things will destroy the democratic party!!" and half of them are highly-paid perma-consultants while the other half are feckless randos, that's like getting yelled at by both the ghouls and their dinner

Me: The weak of spirit have always feared what they do not understand. Police negotiator, speaking into megaphone: Put your pants back on. Police negotiator, speaking into radio: Take the shot. Take the fucking shot.

#portfolio Some TTRPG stuff! Done two covers for the excellent Eld of S.O.A.R. and Lancer RPG map fame, plus a bunch of mechs for different Lancer supplements, such as Iphigenia at midnight, Ironbound shadows, Field guide to Castor and Pollux, Field guide to Suldan, + others!!

When I post anything online

Wait until you hear about what cops were like even when Trump wasn't president

SMOKING ON THAT SHIT THAT MADE BAMBI SLEEP /FOREVER/