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i think if your store emails me to tell me i left an item in my cart everyone at the management level of the organization should be publicly executed

WRETCHED PAUL: My perrier is too warm. You awful shit. I ask for caviar and I get roe paste from Ikea? I've been shanghaied onto barges fed me better than this rubbish. I'm going to shit on a baby POLITE, HELPFUL RINGO: No complaints about me feed. Oats is better dry I always say

Le Delta Rune #Deltarune

Jawlene makes a new(?) friend #sharkweek

the actual problem with speaking even a little of a second (or third) language is when your brain decides it's time to speak that language now and then you start saying shit like "sippy bin" when you have to talk to your english speaking only roommates and the word "pitcher" has exited your mind

thinking about... logistics of particularly large size difference. like, not strict micro/macro, but like. someone who's 2'10" and someone who's like, 8' to 11' tall

the article in question about how a bunch of americans were taught how to read wrong, for those who haven't read it: www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readersFor decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...www.apmreports.org

that one big article about how a bunch of americans were taught how to read wrong changed everything for me. now when i get a comment about something i never actually said i think oh, are you one of the kids that got taught three cueing instead of phonics? are you half guessing what i said

it all just sort of makes sense, now, huh. all this shit was just generated by AI and he believed it all enough to parrot it on his podcast, and his fact checking team had to clean up after him this is a really massive blow to popular science. Everything is in question now. does he realize this?

I think Samus should have three little girlfriends that help her get into armor and do repairs. And then they sit on the couch eating instant ramen inbetween taking on bounties #samus #metroid #wlw #yuri

Apple charges people ~20% more than the Patreon list price and they keep the difference for themselves. They also hold the proceeds of iOS app sales for 75 days, making it impossible for creators to accurately predict earnings. They basically inserted themselves in order to rip *more* people off

builds a gay little robot that pisses you off

[crashes through a mack-shaped hole in the wall nearest you] OKAY BUT THEY'VE DONE UNFORGIVEN THREE TIMES, YEAH?? NEXT ALBUM THEY LITERALLY HAVE TO WRITE UNFOURGIVEN

two nonbinaries having a sword fight they slash them

in mackness you swell

Now's Your Chance To Be A [[BIG SPOCK]]!!11!!!1!1701!!!

"Take your shirt off. You're the grill. God damn, you're hot." Just... fuck. Fuck! Cohost let me have space to play! I can't write like this with a 300 character limit, that's for babies and rocket engineers!

Because I cannot be trusted with nice things: