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after a great deal of struggling and belt-tightening i wound up able to pay rent and left with $6 and bills still to pay, so if you have anything spare anything would be appreciated. thank u all.

my job? Zookeeper for the remaining Beatles. Sounds great, right, but I'm on Paul and he's just the worst. The man simply needs too many pictures of range rovers to stop throwing his feces at guests. Meanwhile those smug bastards in the Ringo team keep bragging about how docile and cooperative he is

one of the signal features of both AI writing and the listicle/buzzfeed/reddit updoot style it was trained on - the thing that actually makes it so distinct and unpleasant - is a vague desperation to be heard and seen accompanied by apparent disinclination to truly surprise the audience

mortal grandson of lieutenant columbo who presents himself as a submissive and breedable bloodbag to solve vampire crimes

i've been grappling with existential horror ever since watching the one hit wonderland about Walkin' On Sunshine, on account of it's a window into a part of my mom's psyche I didn't need

There are no "reasonable concerns" in the mouth of an unreasonable person. The snivelling freaks on cable news are endlessly manufacturing consent for this totalizing dictatorship of all areas of life by supercilious loser busybodies

The safety & welfare of women and girls is always a noble concern, agnostic to any upstream societal prejudice or agitation against identifiable minorities. Picture unrelated

seeing a lot of spelling mistakes today. English has a lot of irregular plurals, I get it. But the plural of "reasonable concern" is actually "Nuremburg Laws"

i think cis people who do breadtuber video shit about pornography should be fed through a hammer mill personally. Completely agnostic to their stance on things in this

jim carrey

getting a thong with "as above, so below" on the front to inform hookups my brain is also small and weak