axolotl lovely - silver vaporlight kay, frog k, etc // frog industrial concern // poetry, prose, posts // 38, pdx, f+ trans, Abnormal // you know animals are hairy, they say animals don't worry, they think they know what's best, they're making a fool of us
to the people who can't distinguish cartoons from real life: I am setting an ultimatuum. Everytime I see one of your dumb fucking takes a stick figure meets their end at my hand. To show you I mean business: I'm a woman of my word. don't test me.
who could have predicted this
Joshua Foust 🪖🎮Great timing: “…[A]nalysis revealed that clickbait tactics like exaggeration and teasing were positive predictors of daily views, whereas higher information quality (GQS) was a negative predictor. These findings demonstrate a ‘credibility paradox…‘” where platforms value clickbait over accuracy.
jondi and I mistook someone's "My other ride is yoshi" bumper sticker for this earlier and almost crashed we were laughing so hard. Came home and made the dream a reality. I have a vinyl cutter, maybe I should actually make one for our car
I remember Star Fox being sexier. All big and round. Inflated. Rubber skin.
I know this is going to come as a big surprise, but trans people are actually the ones who get to decide what treatment is gentle to the transsexual and what’s just optics bullshit
russian bots are forcing me to post about how much i want to suck and fuck gigantic dudes
more or less how i imagine it going
lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️if a weimaraner furry shows up we're gonna do his ass the way william gull does the last chick in From Hell. Catch our asses stumbling dopily through temporally displaced cubicle farms and the green hills of county Clare fully smeared in the poor man's gore, completely gone on the jahbulon off rip
Nope. I was curious about this because even for JAV this is such a bizarre title so I looked it up and this is a terrible AI/machine translation that doesn't capture the nuance of the original. Let's break it down. Time to learn. The original: 泡を吹くまでイキ地獄！アナルｘ乱交ｘ緊縛ｘ中出し4時間BEST 1/?
JAV TitlesThey're Cumming In Hell Until They're Frothing At The Mouth! Anal x Orgy x S&M x Creampie Sex 4 Hour BEST
Y'all ever sit backwards on your toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle that runs on pee haha that'd be crazy but for real welcome to The Twilight Zone.
diasporic existence is in this perpetual tension over time and distance where both the diaspora & the non-diaspora thinks the other are childish and backwards
if wishes were horses, we'd each ride our dream... we'd take flight on its wings and sup deep of its cream