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She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.

Those are too green to say yellow

as a society we are well past due in establishing No Content Zones where making shit for tiktok is explicitly forbidden

This makes me so mad because everything in the Framework Laptop 13 Pro is a huge game changer. They made a Linux laptop with MacBook Pro quality and insane battery life and then got kicked in the nads by RAM companies. Look what they took from us.

*whispers* you know we can do this cultural debate about art thing all the time, right? Websites and news organizations used to have culture critics on staff whose entire job was writing about books, movies, and TV. People read them and then discussed them. We have the technology to do this again.

The trade is they have Copa America in the US every other or 2/3 cycles.

Why would a multinational NGO with zero enforcement liabilities and full regulatory capture of the world’s most popular sport need to raise private capital?

Jacked. Jacked to the TITS

i can tell which of you are not raising toddlers because you are actively engaging with Dan Orlovsky's Life Opinions rather than going "wow that's so neat bud"

Coach, I can’t practice today. I hurt my takes. I think I pulled something.

we need to teach console players that the thing they hate has a name and it's "DRM"

Skinner, his roast ruined

A lil volpi salami A lil mortadell You got yourself a sangwich goin there

Oh do you want UEFA rebellion, because that’s how you get UEFA rebellion

GOTTA figure out how to make some MONEY off this

The quality difference and the massive resulting stylistic difference are definitely challenging. You face low block after low block, and then in maybe your biggest match of a four-year cycle you’re basically playing a different sport.

Oh so you hate mobile users

It would be so much easier to just not care about people but I am unfortunately not built that way

I’ll allow it