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discovered my vocal range is Morissey. Not even just any baritone. Specifically Morissey

I wrote about TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA for Reverse Shot. I think it is an extraordinary film - a dizzying, unabashedly kitschy stoner rom-com. I sung its praises + did a temp check on "Trans Cinema" below: reverseshot.org/reviews/entr...

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp MiasmaHow do you make a film that feels like your own, when everything about your form has been tokenized, appropriated, wrongly treated as representative of your entire community? This is the impossible, i...reverseshot.org

having a minor crisis because this sincere opinion I posted in a state of total neutrality without expecting pushback is, upon reflection, alchemically precise ragebait.

I was thinking "What's the equivalent to The Smiths for Gen-Z? A slightly older band that is annoying and inconsistent, despite many bangers which sound basically indistinguishable from their bad songs?" then I was like o duh LCD Soundsystem

had a vivid dream that TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA was based on a 2021 French novel and the cover looked like this:

Hi folks! I will be attending TIFF 2026 as press. Not sure of my exact dates yet. My primary outlet will be Indiewire, but I would love to cover elsewhere in addition. Publicists/editors, please reach out! dm or email: sambodrojan@gmail.com

getting radicalized by the mixed reception to THE VIVISECTORS. so far I think this book is totally extraordinary haha👍 can't think of the last time I read a new book not by one of my friends that I loved so much so fast

I WANT YOUR SEX is totally abysmal. Wilde seems beamed in from a better, more honest picture

THE SAMURAI AND THE PRISONER is totally entrancing btw. The sparse, foley-rich castle is a remarkable feat of vision; I have never seen a jidaigeki with such eerie, languid combat and lively dramaturgy. K. Kurosawa makes such delicate, intricate films seem effortless.

My partner loves decorating the apartment with a new rug, handmade pottery, bespoke lamps, etc. my contribution to the decor is mostly gay porn

Olivia Wilde is a generational talent and remarkable try-hard who cannot help but imbue anything she’s in with overwhelming sorrow. I sung her praises below: open.substack.com/pub/cchelmet...

Ode To Olivia Wilde, Embarrassment ActressOn "I Want Your Sex" and "The Invite"open.substack.com

game that goes so hard I kinda get how people have gotten stranded in its politics for a decade

I’m the only person alive still playing Marathon

Emily Wilson is NOT trans btw…in case anybody else was wondering…

My friends are telling me I have to be more on Bluesky

I did not enjoy I WANT YOUR SEX . Feels getting trapped in a conversation with the worst person at the cruising party

I wrote about The Odyssey. I remain allergic to Nolan, but I had fun with this! open.substack.com/pub/cchelmet...

ZEUS'S LAW!!!Every Thought I Have Had About “The Odyssey”open.substack.com

If You Are In Line To Vote For Crystal LaBeija, STAY IN LINE!!!

Zendaya reveal in The Odyssey made my friend and I burst out laughing at how stupid it is

I have been threatening to post prose on my newsletter for years. I have finally made good on that promise. This is a short story about a fan convention: open.substack.com/pub/cchelmet...

“Regressor”a short storyopen.substack.com