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Disclosure Day’s final act is the kind of pityslop that “anti-Netanhayu” Liberal Zionists rely on as a crutch. The grotesque distortion of evoking real suffering with aliens is like…a textbook example of reifying of one’s *lack* of culpability when forced to acknowledge imperialism.

There is a moment halfway through Disclosure Day when you learn the narrative stakes have been confusing and non-functional, a dual story w one character, *because* it is, in part, a metaphor for the production of AI Artifical Intelligence…OH BROTHER!!!!

Hated Disclosure Day so much 👍👍 basically non-functional cinema and politically repugnant. Never let that man touch a camera again unless he’s ready to apologize for everything

Can I be honest. I don’t post over here because I feel like the thirst traps don’t really go off like that

How do you learn about F1…

ISO a level-based game with challenges, à la Neon White or Rollderdrome. Could be shooter/combat/platformer/racing whatever

the contents of my bag….parodic truly

RHYTHM HEAVEN!!! WE GOT SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD!!

Rock climbing but none of the wfh people are here and my favorite podcast has a new episode

XBOX’s strategy of oh god we will do anything to make people forget about our AI and our weapons technology for Israel…the fact that it is working whatsoever…gamers do not deserve rights

Guy with fuckass mustache gave the stupidest MW interviews back in the day…I love SLOP tho so I’ll be there

Summer Games Fest is showing….games??? Like real games??? I didn’t know they made those

this one’s about the time in middle school I saw my clone on Omegle open.substack.com/pub/cchelmet...

online friendson digital groomingopen.substack.com

Kratos and Faye setting up the school bake sale but they pause and grunt after setting up each folding table

God of War doing white people mythology: We want to honor and thoughtfully subvert these icons who we all hold so dear GoW doing non-white mythology: idk we got Jack Quaid as a talking cube

God Of War most embarrassing game series of all time

Porn Carnival is kinda like Brockhampton summer for the literary world…everybody’s doing it still

Lessons: Elden Ring movie will make half a billion dollars, Blumhouse will develop a second Disney-like grip on multiplex screen space (even less room for everything else), and studios are prioritizing movies that require neither massive VFX budgets *or* extras/exteriors.

THE BACKROOMS poses an interesting question: Can something be a video game adaptation if there is no video game? If audiences treat it as one, make content as if it were, “play” it alll the same…does it even matter??

I wrote about perfume and rollercoasters and working myself to the bone open.substack.com/pub/cchelmet...

several minor revelationsinconsequential thoughts on rollercoaster sicknessopen.substack.com